Monthly Archives: April 2011

Never judge a book…

I was browsing through some of my wife’s books and rather alarmingly discovered “Asian Cock”. Further inspection revealed an unfortunately positioned tear on the sleeve; it was actually a “cook” book, not her hidden stash of oriental man porn. So, the search continues…

Discoveries (comedy findings)

Prevention is better than cure

After a Sunday roast we got onto the topic of leftovers. Mum suggested hanging the stripped remains of the chicken carcass in the garden to attract jays. I’d have never of thought to do that. I suppose it could also act as a deterrent to armies of evil marauding chickens too.

Family (comedy quotes), Food (mouth humour)